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This is the giant weta, the world’s largest insect, found on an island in New Zealand. Its scientific name is easy to pronounce: Jesusfuckingchrist ohmyfuckinggodimus.
Enjoy your nightmares, in which you will always think this thing is trying to eat your feet. While you sleep. Under bedsheets you’ll never use again.
(Photo: Mark Moffett / Solent News via the Daily Mail / Gizmodo)
DA FUCK!!!¡
After having sex with my boyfriend he patted my vagina and said, “You’re my boy, blue.” I responded by patting his crouch and saying, “Stay gold, Ponyboy.” Its now become a regular thing.
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